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The sword is more important than the

shield, and skill is more important than either...

The final weapon is the brain.

All else is supplemental. 


1. Don't pick a fight with an old man.

If he is too old to fight,

he'll just kill you. 

2. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. 

3. When seconds count, the cops are

just minutes away. 

4. A reporter did a human-interest piece

on the Texas Rangers.

The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911

the Ranger was

carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?'

The Ranger responded, 'Because they don't make a 46.'   

5.  The old sheriff was attending an awards

dinner when a lady commented on his wearing

his sidearm 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol.

Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am.

If I were expecting trouble,

I would have brought my shotgun.' 

6. Beware the man who only carries one gun.

HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!! 

But wait, there's more! 

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had

a gun in the house. 

I said I did. She said

'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' 

To which I said, of course it is loaded,

it can't work without bullets!'

She then asked,

'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into

your house?' My reply was,

“No not at all.  I am not afraid of the

house catching fire either,

but I have fire extinguishers around,

and they are all loaded too”.

HAVE A NICE DAY But don't Monkey with Me...

And Remember:

I'm a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!    
If you are too, please forward..

WHERE ELSE BUT AMERICA

ONLY IN AMERICA
We are the only country where we

have homeless without

shelter, children going to bed without

eating, elderly going

without needed meds, and

mentally ill without treatment -

yet we have a benefit for the people of Haiti

 on 12 TV stations, ships and planes lining

up with food, water, tents, clothes, bedding,

doctors and medical supplies.

Imagine if we gave ourselves the same support

that we give other countries.

I feel bad for them,

but I wonder who cares about America .  

99% of people

  won't have the guts to forward this and

there in lies our problem.